when i learned that guitarists who play often
can suffer a condition called 'guitar nipple',
i looked toward my own guitar apprehensively.
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the rating system....
ONE STAR:
unmemorable, ordinary, sometimes unpleasant.
TWO STAR:
simply meaningless.
THREE STAR:
somewhat unusual, remains in short term memory and may become a topic of conversation after the fact.
FOUR STAR:
a particularly striking moment. not always as memorable as a three star moment.
FIVE STAR:
i don't know. i don't know...
unmemorable, ordinary, sometimes unpleasant.
TWO STAR:
simply meaningless.
THREE STAR:
somewhat unusual, remains in short term memory and may become a topic of conversation after the fact.
FOUR STAR:
a particularly striking moment. not always as memorable as a three star moment.
FIVE STAR:
i don't know. i don't know...
something to take with you
- two star reviews
- I've never laughed so hard that I peed. I have trouble relating when people tell me they have.
So of course I look skeptically across the room at mine as well...
ReplyDeleteMike
In disbelief that my guitar would do such a thing, I googled it and found that the same doctors who reportedly did research on "guitar nipple" also discovered "cello scrotum" and have since admitted that both syndromes were invented. Having said that, I believe you owe your guitar an apology.
ReplyDeleteAnother question arises from this... Is "google" listed in the dictionary as a verb yet? The spell check in this text box does not seem to be recognizing it, so I assume not. Come on, Merriam and/or Webster... get with the times.
I don't think I'm ready to apologize. No, I'm not ready yet.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have been harboring a suspicion of Google for not letting 'googled' slide in areas it has control, like blogspot and gmail. Glad I'm not alone.