11-27-11

Hate being sick. Love drinking cough syrup.

- two stars? -

11-15-11

Never thrown a trashcan through a storefront window. Not sure if I'm doing something wrong.

- two stars -

11-13-11

Wore sweatpants all day. Changed out and now my legs feel weird.

- two stars -

10-25-11

Too much coffee: when you're so disoriented that you start to pee on a closed toilet seat.

- one star -

10-24-11

I had a propane tank filled at the hardware store. I drove home with it in the passenger seat, like a baby that could explode and kill everything around it.

- two stars -

10-05-11

I bought Gatorade powdered drink mix and have been drinking that instead of water. It's great. I don't know how bad that is for me.

- three stars -

09-14-11

I cut my finger trying to open a package of headphones. That pisses me off.

- one star -

09-13-11

I slept in. I had plenty of time.

- four stars -

08-24-11

There are at least two types of people in this world. People that have accidentally installed into the wrong directory and erased everything, and those that haven't.

- one goddamn star -

08-23-11

I'm going back to school. I have homework now.

- two stars -

08-16-11

The radio in my truck went out. Now I compulsively whistle while I drive.

- one star -

08-13-11

My wallet fell apart so I went looking for something second hand. What I ended up with says 'Touchdown' and doesn't have a spot for credit cards.

- two stars -

08-06-11

I ate leftover Indian food for breakfast. That isn't what my stomach wanted. I know that now.

- one star -

08-05-11

I've been enjoying habanero pizza. I've also been enjoying watching other people try to eat it.

- three stars -

08-04-11

I don't want to wear out my favorite shoes so I didn't wear them today.

- two stars -

08-03-11

I tried to ignore the itch of mosquito bites on my foot but didn't try hard enough because I scratched them.

- two stars -

08-02-11

I saw a man in a leather jacket and realized I'll never need one of those.

- two stars -

07-28-11

I went to bed at 1:30 am. That turned out to be too late.

- one star -

07-27-11

I bought a pink shirt. I'm not sure if I like it yet.

- two stars -

07-26-11

Last night I started to wonder if I would ever get to sleep.

- two stars -

07-25-11

Some ice cream is worth taking a bite or two of. Other ice cream, the warm milk with eggs in it kind, is not.

- one star -

07-21-11

I listened to the news. For a moment my eyes went blurry and my head ached.

- one star -

07-18-11

It's hot. Sweat got in my eyes.

- one star -

07-15-11

I had what I thought was a good idea. Now I'm not sure that it was.

- two stars -

07-13-11

Last night I had a BBQ sandwich and a beer. The sandwich was really good.

- three stars -

06-16-11

I can drive with my knees = I can eat pasta on the go.

- three stars -

06-14-11

Today, as usual, I was hungry around noon.

- two stars -

06-10-11

I'm finally old enough to let the hair on my face grow into a mockery of a beard.

- three stars -

05-27-11

70 minutes late to work today = 70 minutes more sleep.

- three stars -

05-26-11

There are two things I like about apples.

- three stars -

05-24-11

If you love something, try to forget about it and let it go, into the wild, like White Fang.

- one star -

05-23-11

So often it's the case that we only really appreciate great art after the artist dies.
RIP Randy Savage...

http://grooveshark.com/#/album/Be+A+Man/442983?src=5


- four stars -

05-18-11

UFOs intrigue me. Not in an I-bet-that-was-an-alien way though, more in an I-wonder-what-probably-easily-explainable-thing-that-is way.

- three stars -

05-16-11

When you don't have curtains, what happens at the living room table is everybody's business.

- one star -

05-10-11

I'm not especially fond of serious music written by funny men.

- one star -

05-04-11

Had a sandwich instead of soup. It was fine.

- two stars -

05-03-11

Gold spray paint got on my index finger. I am Goldfinger.

- three stars -

05-02-11

Despite my usual ability to read and eat, I still spilled tomato soup on my shirt.

- one star -

04-29-11

The end of this week feels like the beginning of Friday evening.

- two stars -

04-27-11

Though it is certainly possible, I don't expect it to rain today.

- two stars -

04-26-11

Sometimes it's enough just to sit and think about using fictional curse words from sci-fi TV shows.

- three stars -

04-18-11

Four-thirty in the morning is a difficult time to appreciate.

- one star -

04-15-11

It's been years and years since I've worn high-tops.

- two stars -

04-13-11

I regret losing the time I spent playing solitaire.

- one star -

04-12-11

While driving, I'm careful to stop singing along with the radio when other cars approach.

- two stars -

04-11-11

Sure sign that I'm growing up: I bought shoes that I'd never wear if they hadn't been on sale.

- three stars -

04-01-11

Someone fooled me today.

- three stars -

03-31-11

I feel like I've had more than enough time to finish the cross-stitch I started when I was eight.

- one star -

03-30-11

I like having an excuse to get paint on my clothes.

- three stars -

03-29-11

In 2006 the British snooker player Paul Hunter died. Also, so did two other people I'd never heard of.

- two stars -