04-30-09

Years ago I forgot about conditioner.
I remembered it today.

- three stars -

04-29-09

Yesterday I was going to the ocean.
But it was raining.
I didn't want to get wet watching all that water.

- two stars -

04-27-09

I know now that it was a mistake,
but I went shopping for jeans before breakfast.

- one star -

04-26-09

I haven't watched basketball in years but today,
watching the Celtics and the Bulls
I remembered that I made the B team in Jr. High.
I remember enjoying it and have
decided to look into playing professionally.

- three stars -

04-25-09

He told me he plans to start a bar in Portland so
I offered to help him write up a business poem.

- two stars -

04-24-09

I wasn't sure what I would get at the grocery store,
but figured it out once I got there.

- three stars -

04-22-09

It's Earth Day. I've been imagining myself
celebrating it for almost an hour now.

- two stars -

04-21-09

On one hand, everyone looks outside and says, "It's so nice,"
on the other hand, soon I'm going to have to wear shorts.

- on star -

04-20-09

Some things relax me, beer in the morning
on an airplane relaxes me.

- four stars -

04-17-09

Entering 'things that aren't funny' into a search engine
produces incredibly boring results.

- one star -

04-16-09

My lunch today reminded me of soup and bread.

- two stars -

04-15-09

In a perfect world I wouldn't have to keep wondering
"What if King of the Hill really happened?"

- one star -

04-14-09

I've decided to change my signature.
I am tired of indecipherable squiggly lines.

Its been difficult though, deciding
whether to use my name, someone else's,
or a picture of a tooth.

- two stars -

04-13-09

I'm not entirely sure that the things I said had
really made her Laugh Out Loud.

- two stars -

04-10-09

It's only been a month but I am already sick of Daylight Savings Time.

- one star -

04-09-09

At first the discovery that Charlie Brown's
name spelled 'A Broil Wrench' confused me.

- three stars -

04-08-09

I was reminded today that I can't invent things that are:

1. Completely Useless (windshield wipers for your eyes)
2. Impractical and Probably Impossible (autonomous staple removers)
3. Invented Already (foot socks)

- one star -

04-07-09

Hmm...I didn't think I liked smooth jazz.

- one star -