03-31-11

I feel like I've had more than enough time to finish the cross-stitch I started when I was eight.

- one star -

03-30-11

I like having an excuse to get paint on my clothes.

- three stars -

03-29-11

In 2006 the British snooker player Paul Hunter died. Also, so did two other people I'd never heard of.

- two stars -

03-28-11

When there is finally evidence of extraterrestrial life, I won't be the first to find out.

- two stars -

03-25-11

When I think about people being ticketed for jaywalking, I have to tell myself it'll never happen to me.

- two stars -

03-24-11

Nobody thinks it's wrong to shower before bed.

- two stars -

03-22-11

8 hours to one person is about 4 made for TV movies to another.

- two stars -

03-21-11

There's no such thing as a 'cool' back scratcher.

- two stars -

03-08-11

There's no telling how many stranger's smiling faces I'd remember if I had a camera phone.

- two stars -

03-07-11

Some people wear goggles when they cut onions.

- one star -