I was reminded today that I can't invent things that are:
1. Completely Useless (windshield wipers for your eyes)
2. Impractical and Probably Impossible (autonomous staple removers)
3. Invented Already (foot socks)
- one star -
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reviews of daily experiences.
thank you. thank you. sweet dreams. thank you.
the rating system....
ONE STAR:
unmemorable, ordinary, sometimes unpleasant.
TWO STAR:
simply meaningless.
THREE STAR:
somewhat unusual, remains in short term memory and may become a topic of conversation after the fact.
FOUR STAR:
a particularly striking moment. not always as memorable as a three star moment.
FIVE STAR:
i don't know. i don't know...
unmemorable, ordinary, sometimes unpleasant.
TWO STAR:
simply meaningless.
THREE STAR:
somewhat unusual, remains in short term memory and may become a topic of conversation after the fact.
FOUR STAR:
a particularly striking moment. not always as memorable as a three star moment.
FIVE STAR:
i don't know. i don't know...
something to take with you
- two star reviews
- I've never laughed so hard that I peed. I have trouble relating when people tell me they have.
i hate inventing things alrady invented its a dream crusher, those other two are possible, just have to have that mays character to get them sold. people buy things they never use or maybe can't even use all of the time.
ReplyDeleteand i suppose that comment says i would buy the top two.
ReplyDeleteIs invention the son of necessity or the daughter?
ReplyDeletefoot socks. already invented or waiting to be reinvented.
ReplyDeleteIt may be the hot sauce, but it feels like I have windshield wipers on my eyes.
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