Years ago I forgot about conditioner.
I remembered it today.
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Thursday
Wednesday
04-29-09
Yesterday I was going to the ocean.
But it was raining.
I didn't want to get wet watching all that water.
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But it was raining.
I didn't want to get wet watching all that water.
- two stars -
Monday
04-27-09
I know now that it was a mistake,
but I went shopping for jeans before breakfast.
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but I went shopping for jeans before breakfast.
- one star -
Sunday
04-26-09
I haven't watched basketball in years but today,
watching the Celtics and the Bulls
I remembered that I made the B team in Jr. High.
I remember enjoying it and have
decided to look into playing professionally.
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watching the Celtics and the Bulls
I remembered that I made the B team in Jr. High.
I remember enjoying it and have
decided to look into playing professionally.
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Saturday
04-25-09
He told me he plans to start a bar in Portland so
I offered to help him write up a business poem.
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I offered to help him write up a business poem.
- two stars -
Friday
04-24-09
I wasn't sure what I would get at the grocery store,
but figured it out once I got there.
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but figured it out once I got there.
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Wednesday
04-22-09
It's Earth Day. I've been imagining myself
celebrating it for almost an hour now.
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celebrating it for almost an hour now.
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Tuesday
04-21-09
On one hand, everyone looks outside and says, "It's so nice,"
on the other hand, soon I'm going to have to wear shorts.
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on the other hand, soon I'm going to have to wear shorts.
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Monday
Friday
04-17-09
Entering 'things that aren't funny' into a search engine
produces incredibly boring results.
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produces incredibly boring results.
- one star -
Thursday
Wednesday
04-15-09
In a perfect world I wouldn't have to keep wondering
"What if King of the Hill really happened?"
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"What if King of the Hill really happened?"
- one star -
Tuesday
04-14-09
I've decided to change my signature.
I am tired of indecipherable squiggly lines.
Its been difficult though, deciding
whether to use my name, someone else's,
or a picture of a tooth.
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I am tired of indecipherable squiggly lines.
Its been difficult though, deciding
whether to use my name, someone else's,
or a picture of a tooth.
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Monday
04-13-09
I'm not entirely sure that the things I said had
really made her Laugh Out Loud.
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really made her Laugh Out Loud.
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Friday
Thursday
04-09-09
At first the discovery that Charlie Brown's
name spelled 'A Broil Wrench' confused me.
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name spelled 'A Broil Wrench' confused me.
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Wednesday
04-08-09
I was reminded today that I can't invent things that are:
1. Completely Useless (windshield wipers for your eyes)
2. Impractical and Probably Impossible (autonomous staple removers)
3. Invented Already (foot socks)
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1. Completely Useless (windshield wipers for your eyes)
2. Impractical and Probably Impossible (autonomous staple removers)
3. Invented Already (foot socks)
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Tuesday
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