05-27-11

70 minutes late to work today = 70 minutes more sleep.

- three stars -

05-26-11

There are two things I like about apples.

- three stars -

05-24-11

If you love something, try to forget about it and let it go, into the wild, like White Fang.

- one star -

05-23-11

So often it's the case that we only really appreciate great art after the artist dies.
RIP Randy Savage...

http://grooveshark.com/#/album/Be+A+Man/442983?src=5


- four stars -

05-18-11

UFOs intrigue me. Not in an I-bet-that-was-an-alien way though, more in an I-wonder-what-probably-easily-explainable-thing-that-is way.

- three stars -

05-16-11

When you don't have curtains, what happens at the living room table is everybody's business.

- one star -

05-10-11

I'm not especially fond of serious music written by funny men.

- one star -

05-04-11

Had a sandwich instead of soup. It was fine.

- two stars -

05-03-11

Gold spray paint got on my index finger. I am Goldfinger.

- three stars -

05-02-11

Despite my usual ability to read and eat, I still spilled tomato soup on my shirt.

- one star -

04-29-11

The end of this week feels like the beginning of Friday evening.

- two stars -

04-27-11

Though it is certainly possible, I don't expect it to rain today.

- two stars -

04-26-11

Sometimes it's enough just to sit and think about using fictional curse words from sci-fi TV shows.

- three stars -

04-18-11

Four-thirty in the morning is a difficult time to appreciate.

- one star -

04-15-11

It's been years and years since I've worn high-tops.

- two stars -

04-13-11

I regret losing the time I spent playing solitaire.

- one star -

04-12-11

While driving, I'm careful to stop singing along with the radio when other cars approach.

- two stars -

04-11-11

Sure sign that I'm growing up: I bought shoes that I'd never wear if they hadn't been on sale.

- three stars -

04-01-11

Someone fooled me today.

- three stars -

03-31-11

I feel like I've had more than enough time to finish the cross-stitch I started when I was eight.

- one star -

03-30-11

I like having an excuse to get paint on my clothes.

- three stars -

03-29-11

In 2006 the British snooker player Paul Hunter died. Also, so did two other people I'd never heard of.

- two stars -

03-28-11

When there is finally evidence of extraterrestrial life, I won't be the first to find out.

- two stars -

03-25-11

When I think about people being ticketed for jaywalking, I have to tell myself it'll never happen to me.

- two stars -

03-24-11

Nobody thinks it's wrong to shower before bed.

- two stars -

03-22-11

8 hours to one person is about 4 made for TV movies to another.

- two stars -

03-21-11

There's no such thing as a 'cool' back scratcher.

- two stars -

03-08-11

There's no telling how many stranger's smiling faces I'd remember if I had a camera phone.

- two stars -

03-07-11

Some people wear goggles when they cut onions.

- one star -

02-21-11

Now I know that being vegetarian just means you don't eat things that have faces.

- two stars -

02-04-11

I've begun to suspect that there aren't enough proverbs to cover all the proverbial things.

- two stars -

02-02-11

One of the things I'm not: in a band.

- two stars -

01-28-11

I played baseball, something I haven't done years.
I had forgotten the sensation of the ball striking my mitt.
It felt good.

- four stars -

01-27-11

I went for a walk, looking for a destination.
I found a quiet bar and a glass of whiskey.

- four stars -

01-26-11

I am a terrible drummer but if I drink enough I think that I'm not.

- three stars -

01-25-11

However improbable it might seem, I still hope to find a pepper mill that is both effective and free.

- two stars -

01-24-11

Smoking pipe tobacco makes your mouth feel terrible.
Nobody from the 19th century warned me about that.

- two stars -

12-29-10

I've started playing bar games,
pinball, pool, foosball, shuffleboard, etc..
I'm not good enough to win often
but it's easy to convince myself to practice.

- three stars -

12-21-10

It's good to remember that we're spinning in space. Pictures of the earth remind me of that, so does a lunar eclipse in the morning.

- four stars -

12-16-10

If I had the choice, I would trade all the psychics in the world for people who aren't psychics.

- two stars -

12-15-10

Sometimes while daydreaming, I forget that it is more difficult to do something than to want to do something.

- two stars -

12-14-10

When I lose something that I need, I buy another one.
That isn't as fun as buying something I wanted
and didn't have before.

- one star -

12-10-10

I slept in. It wasn't at all difficult.

- three stars -

12-08-10

Sometimes forgetfulness makes me worry about what I forgot.

- one star -

12-06-10

I've been told that, when driving,
forgetting where and when to turn
makes the directions I give unreliable.

- two stars -

12-02-10

The last time I remember being snowed in is yesterday.

- three stars -

11-29-10

November 29th. While it's the anniversary of the release of Pong it is also a day when many other things occurred.

- two stars -

11-24-10

My diet keeps me from really enjoying the holiday tomorrow.
I only eat things shot off of trees.

- two stars -

11-23-10

I've got sandbags in the back of my truck and a windshield scraper in the cab. There is also snow on the ground and ice on the roads.

- two stars -

11-22-10

If my math is correct, I've had at least 100 experiences.

- three stars -